I want rain…:(

Maybe there’s cake?

The Surfliner? That’s a beautiful commute.

EDIT: goddamn it this is a 2015 article how did i get here fuck me

edit: goddamn it this a 2015 article just ignore me ill go lie in a corner and die

I dunno, there’s apparently a blood shortage right now.

You really should get the flu shot. Most (all?) insurances will cover it. You can only throw the dice so many times before you roll snake eyes.

The fuck. Moron fucker. I fucking knew it.

Other scientifically-unsupported tests:

Here’s your depressing articles of the day to give you an idea of the importance of water in the desert:

It’s really pretty horrible that people made fun of those “crossing family” signs, considering the reason for them was, you know, lots of dead people.

One of those choose-your-own-price games, where the price can be zero. A percentage of the audience will throw in some bucks.

Maybe they do the thing where they put salt in it? That’s a traditional cheap coffee trick that you might not have tried duplicating.

Oh boy. You don’t even want to know. Other things you don’t want to look up about the US: the cost of treating a rattlesnake bite, the cost of an ambulance ride, the cost of an MRI, etc.

We’re a little worried over here, to be honest.

There’s a large amount of people on the internet who’ve nailed jello to the wall just because people said they couldn’t.

“Everybody figures this is going to resolve itself by the end of the weekend,” the [senior presidential] aide said. -Politico

Asian-Americans also love skiing, but we all go to Mammoth or Tahoe. In Utah there might be one non-white person in a whole cafeteria.

I mean, it was technically pneumonia, but it was walking pneumonia, which hardly counts.

This mix was, like, the one and only time my roommate’s habit of buying unreasonably large quantities of dubious things from Costco worked out.