Behold…mood ring shower tiles!

Entering a bathroom with unsavory purposes is already not okay even if it’s the “correct” bathroom.

Someone please tell me why this game is called Rime. Because that place is for sure above freezing. Coleridge reference?

You chase an impossible dream.

I had no idea that mica could be in rock form and wasn’t just a name for those sparkle flakes. Now I feel ignorant.

Yes, they’re a textbook example of a species that had a bottleneck! As in, I’m pretty sure I literally read that in a textbook.

They’re also pretty inbred, which doesn’t help anything.

Demockracy?

Nah, they can have their “said”s, I’m gonna keep making frustrated noises about the part that explains how their genetic transformation idea involves one or more nucleic acid segments.

uuuuuuuuuuugh, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I’m not gonna like it though.

That first patent, though! Man, fuck the language patents are written in.

Oh I see, I was looking at Florigene which got bought by Suntory at some point!

Holy fuck one of the guys on the pineapple patent also worked on the purple carnation. I only looked to see what else he’d done because he has the amazing name of Ebrahim Firoozabady.

There’s a 2003 patent for the idea of making a more lycopene-rich pineapple, and a 2012 one for this specific plant, which they’re calling “Rosé.” The second one is much more comprehensible (being not just Del Monte’s patent lawyers trying to cover the entirety of some random idea someone thought of on their lunch…

(Azumanga Daioh)

If you dig up more info about it, they didn’t make it extra-sweet, they took an extra-sweet pineapple and made it pink, for the ultimate result of an extra-sweet pink pineapple.

So jealous that you still have a second-run theater. Cherish it. It probably won’t last.

Thaaaaaaaaat’s what those are.

look at his widdle tongue sticking out

I ended up on a building implosion trade website once, and you could tell they were just SO. ANNOYED. by the 9/11 truther thing.