Or advocate for old-growth whatever it is you have in your area! Old chaparral is full of biodiversity. There are scrappy-looking desert scrubs that’re a thousand years old. I don’t know anything about tundra. Exciting moss or something, maybe?

Eh, you asked if it tarnished, not if it rotted the thing through.

Allegedly, the idea was that the Democrats would have a better chance to get enough Republicans to defect if they were defecting to a moderate Republican.

Funfact: most snake venom you could eat just fine as long as you don’t have a cut in your mouth or something.

We’ve got some of those guys in California, but we call it “snake removal.”

*butts in*

That really could have been a lot worse, though of course that’s small comfort. For a tree that big to fall on a wedding party…

Your friend was probably thinking of iceplant.

So imagine that this was, like, a high school president election. And Janet finds Jerry and Jessica’s middle school love poetry, because Janet is an asshole. Janet prints Jessica’s middle school love poetry in the high school newspaper, but keeps Jerry’s hidden.

Go to those little three dots (probably intended as a vertical ellipsis) on the side.

And he doesn’t like Hamilton.

The entire genome map of human mitochondria (please note the kilobases):

Basically. There are literally books of person measurements so that a company can design their stuff to fit, say, 95% of people. Which is less people than it sounds like.

I did not successfully come up with a slit lamp pun. I will be sitting in the Shame Corner if anyone needs me.

WE ALL GOT 2020 VISION AROUND HERE.

diet soda is all fucking disgusting

Yeah, but in four years your grandmother will be a few years north of 90 while your mother will still be quite a lot under. The whole rate-of-change thing is a major issue when considering age calculus.

Personally, I appreciate whoever decided that the best way to make an old insult a new one was by literally taking out the “old.” Literally, literally.

u monster

Unfortunately, I dunno if that’s something they grow out of.