Dammit, I need to renew my Outer Limits knowledge.

I’d call this more of an Outer Limits episode. But my empty donut box here says you’re right about the other thing.

Bah, look at that overbred, scentless monstrosity. Hmph.

This is exactly zero relevant, but I figure more people should know this exists.

Never regret beer over cocktails.

Oh, had you heard? University High moved up to Carmel Valley about a decade ago. It’s called Cathedral Catholic now.

Coconut milk ice cream is pretty tasty.

Every. Single. Datum. Just. Makes. It. Worse.

While Mexico has what I could charitably describe as its own problems, they are putting up some pretty spiffy new condos in Tijuana.

Here is a Choose-your-Own-Adventure style game where you are a SWASHBUCKLER ON THE HIGH SEAS.

Wow, apparently fountain pens actually help. I was all like noooooo that’s too easy but I just wrote like half a page holding my pen like a regular person easy-peasy! I only stopped because I ran out of paperspace, too—could’ve kept going.

omg

*gasp*

You could pretend to be on a really long ski vacation in Switzerland, but eventually they’d catch on and kick you out for not knowing enough about cheese.

Honestly? He will probably do that.

Maybe a rarer, less-funded cancer? Pancreatic cancer is really nasty.

Old joke: How do you know the CIA didn’t kill JFK? A: He’s dead, isn’t he?

Oh, I actually have some good news! That varies by region, and most large regions have recycling like that. San Francisco even has composting collection.

Oh, is there a rheostat (variable resistor thingy) involved? Because those are a major cause of annoying electrical-thing-buzzing, usually as dimmer switches.