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California has many excellent qualities, but we do not have a large quantity of good Italian food.

And Olga Diaz won her council seat in Escondido*! She’s awesome.

A note about BernieBro IowaFan:

They’re for real—they tried to get a few initiatives on the ballot, but did not get enough signatures.

Ha, can you imagine a Duckworth vs. Harris primary? I feel like it’d get pretty intense.

*eyes Kamala Harris*

Dammit, really? I got Krispy Kreme donuts before voting! Why did no one tell me this? Curses upon the universe!

I went to college up in Turlock, so I drove through your area a good few times (it’s so weird driving behind an onion truck). The valley might have some nasty stuff going on (like that heat), but I met really wonderful people there and boy howdy do you have some nice produce!

Rhythmic gymnastics! They don’t show it on the TV broadcasts much because the US sucks at it, but it’s awesome.

You know what I want? I want carne asada fries. Voting day dinner will be beer and carne asada fries. Voting day breakfast will be donuts.

Centipedes are the ones that bite. So it could be worse!

ETA: Oooh, wait, this one’s good too:

There are votes that make it more likely that Hillary Clinton will win, and votes that do not.

It’s when the next meeting is.

Technically that’s a city thing, not a state thing—state laws only say that you have to yield to cars if you’re not in a crosswalk.

Still-warm from the cow is really the only safe way to drink raw milk! It’s once the milk’s sat around for a bit that it gets…iffy.

Cornfields! Thought that was onions down there. Corn’s even boringer than onions, eesh.

Scott Walker is the true cause of the amphibian extinction crisis.

In fairness, by California standards that’s a small town. Probably only has thee or four Starbucks.

oh my goodness there is a timeline