Yep, weirdo cat! Not a huge weirdo, as it’s definitely a thing some cats do, but it’s also definitely not a thing most cats do.

Coyotes eat raccoons! Though I have to warn that they probably can jump your fence and eat your dogs from the yard, unless the dogs are large or the fence is very tall.

Truly, it is you who have plumbed the depths of madness; you live in a world void of meaning, where up is down, black is white, and the term sandwich covers an unacceptably broad number of foodstuffs.

This is a valid opinion, because coyotes do eat small pets and scream like banshees at unreasonable hours.

CNN and NBC have their own security.

Good point. I amend my comment to “an asshole and/or an idiot.”

You’re thinking of faithless electors, which is another issue besides how the states divvy it out. That doesn’t have anything to do with whether it is close, only whether the elector is an asshole.

Every state (and DC) except for Maine and Nebraska give all their electoral votes to the winner of the popular vote in the state. In those two, each congressional district elects one elector by popular vote, and two go to the winner of the state popular vote.

Ha, no worries, it’s just a weird coincidence that the word happens to look like an English phrase.

Capes are apparently coming back in fashion. I tried one on at Uniqlo (advertised as a stole, but it had buttons, so) and just looked like I was drowning in it. Maybe taller people can pull it off?

It took me a while to realize that “to a letter” wasn’t just some reference I wasn’t getting. Toaletter. Right. Got it now.

The trouble is probably the file type—I know that at least jpg, png, and gif work while pdf and tiff don’t, and raw presumably doesn’t (I haven’t actually checked, but it would be weird if it did). This is trial-and-error info; Kinja doesn’t actually just tell you which files are supported because that would be too…

I can take this one post out of the “greys” (you Canadian, you), but request in return…a picture of this adorableness! Unless that would be too identifying for you, of course, no pressure.

You’ve got a good point except it’s not a few days, it’s over a week, which is way too long make it stop please make it st

Time for my weekly reminder that the executive branch rounding up demographic groups on the basis of “national security” is officially Constitutional.

Retro version:

If I remember correctly, it wasn’t even mutilated so much as lightly scratched. I could appreciate her strength of conviction if she’d at least done it properly, but nooooo.

My local politics seem to mostly be arguments about a football stadium and whether sea lions should be allowed to smell bad.

This is a very 2nd wave vs. 3rd wave sort of clash. The Jezebel community is, naturally, more of a 3rd wave type of place (though not entirely, of course).

According to preliminary Googling, a food hamper is a gift basket.