So witches float and wizards sink?

He always makes me think Scott’s Where Breathes There the Man?

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

NO. President Obama signed an amendment to the Visa Waiver Program, a law that allows citizens of 38 countries to travel to the United States without obtaining visas (and gives Americans reciprocal privileges in those countries). The amendment removed from the Visa Waiver Program dual nationals who were citizens of…

Knowledge is power! :)

I was unaware of my passing... this is a poor way to start the day

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

This actually may not be a terrible idea. The US has the third highest marginal corporate tax rate in the world (38.92%); only behind the UAE (55%) and Puerto Rico (39%). This is why multi-national companies headquartered in the US don’t repatriate profits earned outside the US; and why US companies are inverting —…

This band wasn’t even to appear at Trump’s inauguration. They were supposed to appear at the Garden State Gala, Chris Christie’s party to honor Trump. Christie isn’t attending the festivities in DC cause he wasn’t invited.

That’s the joke.

What a difference a year makes.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.

Pretty much this. If you’d said to the Founders, “The thing you’re making will last more than two centuries, then some guy you consider three-fifths of a person will get two terms, then everybody who freaked out about that will rally behind a psychotic orange goblin who is basically a figurehead of a foreign power and…

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Another day, another post from Burnout Correspondent Stef, and another reason that Patrick George should just give in and send Stef down to Summernats.

Seriously, think of the features! The video posts! It’ll be great! You know you want to, Patrick, just pull the trigger mate, it’ll be sweet as.

It was after an automotive accident. Things really went awry when the plaintiff’s friend wanted to “borrow” this butler.

He wanted to say that frivolous lawsuits are quintessentially american but decided it’d be best not to refer to his case as frivolous. McDonald’s was his next best option for working in “quintessentially american” into his public argument.