Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Can I shorten that statement?

People have been questioning why white rural evangelicals vote against their interests for decades - it’s been a large focus of political and cultural analyses.

I’m with you to a point. And I’d add that debates over immigration and xenophobia also helped kick off the fall of the Republic. Rome had it as its tradition that it was a city of immigrants, Romulus and Remus were from elsewhere as were the Sabines, and that immigration and extending the citizenship brought strength…

Indeed, Julius Caesar promised government, military, and land reform in a manner designed to give Romans outside the senatorial class at least some access and share of Rome’s power and wealth, so the outraged senatorial class (which really enjoyed its monopoly on wealth and power) decried Caesar as a would-be king…

the GOP is in charge of the senate...so they make sure all the rules are followed to avoid anything weird happening. A recent SCOTUS decision about recess appointments to the NLRB would be a good read to understand the fucked up process.

You should ask your daughter to examine the genitals of every other female in the bathroom, then, just to be sure that she is not in the presence of the trans-people. I mean, if you’re going to take the time to be outraged and care that much that there are people whose gender is not the same as what they were…

Ash may become diamond, shines for a lifetime
Wigs are passed on, Hasselbeck is still slime.

And now I'm singing the lyrics from the episode of South Park where Cartman starts a Christian Rock band.

I would like to know more.

Why did they justify the text to the right like that? That’s not how large blocks of text work! THAT’S NOT HOW THEY WORK AT ALL!

A logical train of thought by another person’s standards is based on categorical reasoning, of which, no two people will share when not sharing the same conversation. The train of thought they had was continuous, just not based on your logic, whether female or not. “My wife hated her”; “was she hot?”: probably…

Not cool. ;(

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

My thinking exactly. There's nothing wrong with people having fantasies or hobbies, but I do think there's something wrong if that involves planning out an important part of some yet-to-be-known person's life.

Yeah this is the thing- planning a wedding without the groom kind of makes me think you're just planning a party where you want to be the center of attention and there's a floating silhouette standing next to you where any guy can get swapped in or out. What if he doesn't want to get married? What if he's allergic to…

This is an an appropriate and measured response to a known threat. Where do I sign up?