I'm calling shenanigans. This looks closer to an old x86 MS-DOS or Amiga game in terms of graphical and audio fidelity.

AS FOR YOU, TODD

The Rangers helped a lot, since the pitches he saw were (in order) up, up, down, down, left, right, left and right in his first Batting Attempt at the start of the game.

More importantly, how does he stack up against this kid?

I wish the ball hit this kid in the face.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

STERLING: I need this. Please, would you... I need this. Please.
STIVIANO: But, darling, I just... I just can't. I've never faked anything in my life.
STIVIANO: [Holds breath]
STIVIANO: [Looks upward expectantly]
STERLING: [Looks upward]
STIVIANO: [Continues looking upward]
STERLING: [Continues looking upward]
PUPPIES:…

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.

oh sure, now you're going to Time Shame us.

Oh, "no one is scared of a fucking bunny rabbit," eh? Clearly, you've yet to meet the bloodthirsty bunny of Caerbannog.

a hulkamaniac. he powerbombs muthafuckas into thumbtacks.