In gold leaf, naturally.

THANK YOU! I was going to spend the time to try and reframe people’s legitimate health concerns as simple racism, but you’ve handled that splendidly. If there exists a simpler means of dismissing criticism, I’m positive you’ll find it.

Total nothingburger.

“Somehow unashamed his complete disregard for common knowledge (seriously folks, gas and flames do not mix), the man returned the station the next day as a customer.”

Needs more trumpet.

Exactly! I’m positive that the poster does not know either the OP or yourself personally, which also drastically limits their ability to criticize you or the OP’s post. Make sure they’re aware of that requirement.

I honestly admire your ability to be always wrong and never wrong simultaneously. kudos.

Terrible stuff, not the least because he revealed a loose grip on logic; anyone he could encounter at the Domino’s who possessed a high enough station in society to damage his rep by reporting his presence at such a shabby location would ALSO be at risk of having their own presence reported to their social betters.…

A modicum of research into that particular turn of phrase would have revealed that it is “wring”, not “ring”. Nobody rings a washcloth, but some people wring them. I normally don’t correct people, but the irony here was TOO meta.

Whoever she is, judging by her hairstyle I’m positive she’s a regular Jezebel commenter.

Oklahoma restaurant I Don’t Care Bar and Grill is really not living up to it’s name. Probably should revise the name to “I Don’t Care (unless it offends our Conservative sensibilities) Bar and Grill”.

I’m afraid the best they can hope for is being featured as “Pancakes of the Month” on a Cooking Channel episode.

+1 Bionic grappling hook arm

Definitely a variable pitch system. Most popular one is the MAMO motor setup, I believe he also has the firewall itself on a left-right gimbal whose movement is tied to the rudder input, increasing yaw ability. I’ve built a few of these myself, but I’m nowhere near as good a pilot as Gernot.

I suspect society has hit the critical mass-point where there are more people guilty of such things than not. That being the case, the traditional go-to deflections now have more traction in the eyes of an ever-increasingly sympathetic public that’s for the most part already pissed off about other people taking them…

STD = Sad Trump Disease

Something tells me you’re already used to being wrong a lot.

“So after nearly two seasons, Arya leaves without learning how to change her face at all.”

“These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.”

This article, more than any in recent memory, is revealing who the assholes drivers in the Japonik commentariat really are. It’s impossible for them to acknowledge fault on the part of the truck driver without doing their best to also vilify the other driver (the lesser of the two assholes).