Terrible stuff, not the least because he revealed a loose grip on logic; anyone he could encounter at the Domino’s who possessed a high enough station in society to damage his rep by reporting his presence at such a shabby location would ALSO be at risk of having their own presence reported to their social betters.…

A modicum of research into that particular turn of phrase would have revealed that it is “wring”, not “ring”. Nobody rings a washcloth, but some people wring them. I normally don’t correct people, but the irony here was TOO meta.

Oklahoma restaurant I Don’t Care Bar and Grill is really not living up to it’s name. Probably should revise the name to “I Don’t Care (unless it offends our Conservative sensibilities) Bar and Grill”.

I’m afraid the best they can hope for is being featured as “Pancakes of the Month” on a Cooking Channel episode.

I suspect society has hit the critical mass-point where there are more people guilty of such things than not. That being the case, the traditional go-to deflections now have more traction in the eyes of an ever-increasingly sympathetic public that’s for the most part already pissed off about other people taking them…

STD = Sad Trump Disease

Something tells me you’re already used to being wrong a lot.

“These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.”

This article, more than any in recent memory, is revealing who the assholes drivers in the Japonik commentariat really are. It’s impossible for them to acknowledge fault on the part of the truck driver without doing their best to also vilify the other driver (the lesser of the two assholes).

I also am completely disinterested in knowing what’s actually at play in these situations... surrendering to my outrage is much more satisfying. Mental Illness = excuse

That’s a nice hoof.

That’s Chubbs (Carl Weathers) from Happy Gilmore. Perfect meme.

Otto-Pilot orgy.

Minority Hipster: We were into big asses before anyone else.