I find nothing beats blasting on a whistle while shining a laser pointer in their eye.

I live in Sudbury. Not from here, though. Don’t let these two fool you, everyone here is a fucking asshole. No one picks up dog shit. Drunk natives downtown calling people niggers for not giving them change. Downtown sucks. The Tim Hortons there is always filled with unemployed low life drug addicts who just hang out…

I used to dunk balls