Prolonged exposure certainly will. That’s why doctors keep track of how many X-Rays people have had in their lives. I can’t find the Family Guy clip of Clark Kent hearing about how he’s given every woman at The Daily Bugle breast cancer. “First every other woman in the office, now you?!”

Yes. Yes, he totally looks like Ben Kingsley. In fact, he played Ben Kingsley playing Gandhi in a porn spoof.

It’s not obvious, but I was just joking :)
Don’t take everything you read online seriously :D

My full head of hair and blue eyes are telling me to tell you to go fuck yourself. Enjoy your bald, brown-eyed weirdos

Tommy Gunn was on Pawn Stars awhile back and sold a “zombie apocalyse” van.

Don’t act surprised. The Church has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more to lose.

Women have those fantasies too...

“Some say her penis is still a penis, and that her shoulders are rather broad... all we know is, she’s not the Stig...”

Did you just call Canada Canuckistan?

To whom, us yellow-sunners?

#LamboOwnersMatter

Serious question, why do you feel the need to be able to carry a concealed weapon? Because you can? Because you want to a hero? Because you might find yourself at a BBQ with no bottle opener, but you’ll have you gun and BAM! Bob’s yer uncle? Self-defense? What is the root of it? Saying you’re responsible isn’t the…

Heh, hiding in plain site, like his wiener.

“But we’d still like to schedule you in for a biopsy!!!”

Can you blame them?!

I haven’t checked yet, but I’m willing to bet I’ll never be able to get an erection ever again.

Wouldn’t X-Ray vision just show him his skull? And whether or not Bruce Wayne had any cavities? Or tumours?

Catch me up. Is kryptonite supposed to be radioactive? If it is, wouldn’t it hurt humans too? Also, rocks are bad for us!

I`m glad this ain`t real. Would be super cruel.

Unreal - unfair