Yes. Yes, he totally looks like Ben Kingsley. In fact, he played Ben Kingsley playing Gandhi in a porn spoof.

It’s not obvious, but I was just joking :)
Don’t take everything you read online seriously :D

My full head of hair and blue eyes are telling me to tell you to go fuck yourself. Enjoy your bald, brown-eyed weirdos

Tommy Gunn was on Pawn Stars awhile back and sold a “zombie apocalyse” van.

Don’t act surprised. The Church has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more to lose.

Women have those fantasies too...

“Some say her penis is still a penis, and that her shoulders are rather broad... all we know is, she’s not the Stig...”

Did you just call Canada Canuckistan?

#LamboOwnersMatter

Serious question, why do you feel the need to be able to carry a concealed weapon? Because you can? Because you want to a hero? Because you might find yourself at a BBQ with no bottle opener, but you’ll have you gun and BAM! Bob’s yer uncle? Self-defense? What is the root of it? Saying you’re responsible isn’t the…

Heh, hiding in plain site, like his wiener.

Can you blame them?!

I haven’t checked yet, but I’m willing to bet I’ll never be able to get an erection ever again.

Unreal - unfair

I find nothing beats blasting on a whistle while shining a laser pointer in their eye.

I used to dunk balls