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Nearly all video game characters are supermen/superwomen/superwhatevers because it’s slooooooow if they jog at realistic speeds and jump realistic heights - without the help of your arms you can jump waist high if you’re good and sustainably at knee high.

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

This is the real question, as Ken is noticeably the faster of the two.

Almost six feet? Depends.

No way this guy’s almost six feet of pure muscle bulk and only weighs 150 lb...

But Ryu is Japanese...

The commentator are the best part when WWE 2K20 glitching.

It was probably a mistake, hiring the dev team behind Goat Simulator.

They didn’t have a gigafactory when they designed these idiotic door handles. Tesla has shown time and time again that whatever testing they do is largely inadequate.

As someone who studied a year in emergency medicine and on-scene responding, there is NO WAY a locked door handle would stand between me, or any rational person for that is, and a man in his car consuming smoke & fumes. I won’t even list how many ways one could save his life as it’s pretty basic human instinct…

My Tesla owning buddy has had to have *11* door handles replaced due to them getting water in them, freezing, and the door handles destroying themselves across the two Model S’s he has had. Awesome engineering! Funny that a California-based company never seemed to have considered what would happen if you have a car in…

The mental gymnastics are just so damn entertaining, it’s really the only reason why I visit this site anymore.

Laptop thieves have no trouble breaking the quarter-glass of Teslas to get inside when the door handles don’t present for them.

smash the fucking window and open from the inside. any burns the rescuer MIGHT recieve, will pale in comparison to the burns the occupants are guaranteed to recieve if you dont. there is no discussion here. Tesla isnt the big bad, retracting door handles are not death sentences, and just smash the fucking window you…

News: record deliveries, Model Y ahead of schedule, profit well above market estimates, stock up 20%, free cash flow, Gigafactory 3 ahead of schedule.

A cop that doesn’t know how to break a window to get a passenger out of a car???  I would be suing the city not Tesla.  Ok This is America, I would just sue both.

Just for context: There are over 26000 car fires in the US annually.

Your fucking autoplay ads are the fucking worst.

Fuck you.