it’s whiteness

“But, duh, no one will know that a meteor hit me if I don’t take a picture of a meteor hitting me. Don’t worry! Nothing bad can happen to you if you’re holding a camera. That’s what some guy on Instagram named ChakraJesus said, and I’m really into energy and sandals, so it’s true.”

Yup.

IDK if it’s cartoons or stuffed animals that makes people act every flavor of stupid around actual predators, but you don’t have to be a goddamn MENSA candidate to know not to get near anything that people have gone out of the way to put behind a fence.

HOLY SHIT.

Darwinism.

feels on topic

Please understand why barriers are put in place. Sending prayers to the family tonight.

Jaguars make their living eating caimans and have a stronger bite than tigers or lions. That cat was probably waiting like “I wish a motherfucker would.” This is the SECOND time a jackass entered the jaguar enclosure at Wildlife World and caught paws. Some humans are begging to be a part of the food chain.

I forgot to post this earlier, all the wrestlers who passed away in 2018.

The first time I ever saw wrestling I was maybe 5 and over at my then-girlfriend’s place (What? Alison was my first kiss!) and we watched the Hogan-Bundy Wrestlemania match. I was enthralled when his skull was split open. When you’re a kid it’s all real. He was out by the time I started watching wrestling later on but…

There’s nothing that screams “cheap sex game” quite like a nice pair of anti-gravity tits.

There’s so many games, that we only used images from one of them!

hahaha, obviously.

Clearly people are wrong as hell.

Rocket League, when it launched on PC, seemed to cause massive voltage spikes. three of my clanmates had bluescreens or computer turning off completely. All three of them eventually purchased new, stronger PSUs in the course of troubleshooting, and this, miraculously, fixed their problem.

The Man with No Name was a concept developed by a publicist at United Artists to sell the films as a trilogy. Clint Eastwood indeed plays the same character, but it’s hard to say whether there’s some actual continuity between the adventures, or if it’s like the old Laurel & Hardy films where the stars play the same…

www.thatsthejoke.com

Somewhere Perry Farrell is crying quietly.