My 7th grade math teacher made me stand up in class (I had flunked a test) and shamed me for it in front of the whole class, and finished up by saying if she had a gun, she’d shoot me. If I came upon this woman starving in the street today, I’d curb-stomp her and laugh while I did it. Hope this baby girl is a nicer…

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

Kylie totally ripped off Chyna’s looks... especially in the beginning when she used to post petty Instagram pics of herself basically wearing the same outfits as Chyna... It was like she was saying “I look better than you in this outfit”... like no... you do not look anywhere near as hotels Chy so byyyyyyeeeeee

Chy looks great, fuck the haterz. Also, you could make the argument that the Kardashians have been scamming from black women the entire time so.......really, this is full circle.

*full body shiver*

I’ve always done it by arm or hand, depending on the size, I either wrap the cord around my elbow up to my hand, or just around the palm of my hand.

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

It’s called The Concourse.

I usually try to go for more subtle physical hints, like pointing at my vagina and signing “wanna bone?”

why were you hard in the first place?

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

How did this happen to Leslie Jones?

Here, let me help you: