fun fact:

This “decentralized Olympics” you advocate for already exists; they’re called the World Championships of [insert obscure sport], they’re usually televised somewhere, and yet nobody gives a shit about them.

My favorite fact bout horse kicks is that a canonical application of the Poisson distribution was to model the number of soldiers kicked to death by horses in the Prussian army.

I'd watch horse synchronized swimming.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

And under second base, Mo Vaughan. Third, Wade Boggs. Don Orsillo is in the sky.

Bathroom doors are not magic. The can’t stop someone who commits a crime from going through them. It was illegal to assault and harass people in the bathroom before. It still is. HB2 provides no direction on how law enforcement is to enforce this law or how to prosecute it. What will happen is ignorant people will…

This is the kind of shit that makes people think 9/11 was a hoax.

Because it was never about protecting women/children from predators in restrooms. Trans people have been able to use whatever bathrooms they wanted for years now. Males today, can go into a woman’s restroom.

That was Livan Hernandez.

Sounds like college was a lot of fun!

As a Yankee fan I can tell you that even if that day comes and you make the playoffs, Cano will go 1 for 67 and murder any chance of happiness.

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

Until Travis Shaw gains 100 lbs., sure.

If we’re living in a world where we can no longer make Pablo Sandoval fat jokes because he’s on the shelf for a year then we’re living in a world that I want no part of.

Plus you can still hear the anguished screams of the fans who had to watch him play baseball.

so we can still make these jokes even though he’s not their everyday third baseman

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Video proof: @Red_Sox have immigrants doing the gardening at Fenway. Sad!

This is boring and slow and has a slushbox. But! It’s in amazing condition and it runs for under $2k.