Is it me, or does “The Thousand Musketeers” sound like the NRA financed an anime project to get the bishonen fandom on their side?

For the staffers who are getting a good buyout and who will land far better jobs, this must feel like something good finally happened this year. To those of us who use Jezebel and these wonderful writers as the only thing getting us through each day since 11/9/16, all these departures are just yet another reason to…

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

“his brother got some of the best tail. I mean, Marilyn Monroe. I mean, she'd be a 7 for me I've been with better. But, I mean she was a 10 for him. Look at how plain his wife was."

After reading Jezebel regularly for going on two years, I finally created an account the other day. And here’s my first comment: good luck, Madeleine!

I popped in just in time to say “Goodbye”

Hey, congratulations! Yes, I recall that conversation a little bit. I do forest and fire ecology, and in the meantime since that discussion I managed to finish grad school and get a professor job! (I’m one of the lucky ones.)

I don’t think dalmation’s blindness should be grouped in with African American’s having higher rates of diabetes. The diabetes link is complicated and may be heavily influenced by rates of obesity and the gene isnt proven (probably is one but still). Sickle cell anemia would have been a better example for a clear…

actually, the review is good

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

I work in DHS, have for 12 1/2 years.

Using binomial nomenclature, the species name of the plant should always be lowercase. The proper name of this plant is “Ilex opaca”.

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

Can’t help but notice those all seem to be tweets from white people...I’m shocked!

Up until my late 30s, I was invincible. I could eat what I liked, drink what I liked, do what I liked and nothing could touch me. Then I hit 40 and it was like someone had replaced all my parts with aftermarket knockoffs from Pep Boys. I gained weight for no reason, got hangovers after a couple drinks, started feeling…

Applying to 10-20 schools is a problem, but mostly because it is an expensive and time-intensive process that favors upper income families who have the funds and vacation time to craft targeted applications and make campus visits. Poor kids and their parents rarely have the resources to apply that extensively. But,…

I’m stealing that shit.

Oh, Boy Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy! This tidbit will gladden my heart long after nightfall. I knew D’Souza when he was a pimply, unpopular undergrad at Dartmouth, and he hasn’t improved since.

Everyone knows Trump’s penis looks like a Vienna Sausage left on the sidewalk in Tempe, AZ for five days. It has some extra long, wispy white public hair at the base that is carefully teased and styled into a soft serve ice cream cone swirl around, and Hope Hicks lovingly gives him a pube weave every 14 days.