I liked the part where the Venezuelans discovered their weapons had all been encased in jello.....

First time, long time: Just wondering about the workshop process for “porno” and not “porn.”

Boss fights are a relic of an era when players could breeze through games in an evening if there weren’t difficulty bottlenecks every other level or so. There really is no good reason to put them in a game where the main campaign runs twelve hours or longer. They’ve stuck around because of this infantile notion that…

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

you can’t buy people anymore.

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

Which is why I have zero problem saying his supporters are all fucking scum. 

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

The wrong people die.

NYC knew who he was. We tried to warn all of you as did Hillary but hey her fucking emails right?

With every insult we learn more about who this petty man is.

People like Danielle Stella are the reason we have warning stickers on hairdryers telling you not to use them in the shower.  

The fact that anyone gives a fuck that this idiot exists - let alone made him obscenely rich - describes precisely why America is a flaming turd of a crumbling empire.

This will actually give you an idea of the main quest (the one with flames around the border of the icon)

Trump is a unhinged, catastrophically stupid, worthless, weak, insecure bigot.