Betsy DeVos should have someone remind her once every day that she A) has no talent, skills, or right that give her the office she has, B) everything in her world is based on the achievements of her ancestors and their accumulated wealth, none of it is hers, C) her power comes from the fact that her parents fucked and…

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

I’m starting to think being a teacher in this country might be a shitty job.

I think I might be old.  

It’s cool, she was on opioids.

Also:

goodness - 52 is too damn young!

So sad. I will be watching my Buffy the Vampire Slayer Blu-Ray (original movie) in his honor.

For fuck’s sakes.

It’s like Republicans have a problem with black people or something.

She posted this shit using an Instagram account with her name and picture front and centre? Behold, the master race. 

Oh my God, Lena Dunham makes so much more sense now.

Shouldn’t you be complaining about ethics in gaming journalism somewhere?

Further evidence that America’s profound divisions have less to do with “left v. right” than simple right or wrong.

Guess it needed more ball pits.

Not allowing them entry at all would have been what they deserve.

No, you have the right frame of mind. Jones has been nothing but a fucking creep and constant source of stress to these families. Rnnning his blubbery face against a belt sander with 50 grit emery cloth is too nice for that tub of guts.

This is why I stay out of the spotlight. No reason to draw attention to my crimes.