Who the hell is embarrassed by admitting they like going down on a woman? I shout it from the roof tops. 

Lots to unpack in that statement. Holy shit.

Most men perceive the topic of cunnilingus with extreme embarrassment and will definitely never publicly admit that they do it and, moreover, they like it.

Small Japanese grill?

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Just check out Mike Pence back there, a guy so boring his Secret Service code name is ‘Mike Pence’.

Seems Dr. Sanderson experienced an unconscious coupling.

Mother would be HORRIFIED.

“What’s that room?”

Goddamn it. I really hate Trump, but I’ve gotta admit, the image of him telling Mike Pence, “Hey Mike, you know that chair you’re sitting in right now?...” is pretty fucking funny.

Trump is an evil, idiotic liar.

God damn this is great Kinja!

Whether it was sexual in nature or not, Frankie Shaw’s behavior towards Samara Weaving was harassment, and it created enough of a hostile environment that Weaving left the show. Furthermore, Weaving had a no nudity clause in her contract so, not only was Shaw completely out of line, what she was doing was also probably…

Thats actually a Junior size bandage.

I’m old, help me out. Is this the very definition of “thirsty”? I mean, she’s clearly nuts but I am trying to get hep to the ling.

The most “fun” thing about all of this is that at the start of the investigation, the FBI wasn’t sure if he was conspiring with Russia, somehow compromised, or simply incompetent.

Do we need to be providing free advertising to the guy who groped and kissed a 17-year old on stage?

Hmm, interesting, I might switch to the -2 levels. Might sound silly, but the combat feels the most satisfying to me when I have a bit of an edge. “Fair” fights just feel kind of tedious and “hard” fights too easy to lose health but too hard to regain it. I’m cool with just being pretty OP :p

Guess it’s just another one of those days that I’m embarrassed of the culture surrounding my primary hobby. What is wrong with people?

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.