You’re not even reading. I never once said it was mature. Like I said, brick wall. Troll harder, I’m out.

Cute, assuming you know anything about me. Maybe I don’t view life as a 24/7 frat party.

Be a skeptic all you want. I don’t care if you believe. Frankly, I don’t care, and it’s not my place to proselytize, even if I were religious.

You’re a molecular biologist? Sure. I’m also a state senator.

Guess what, buddy. No one is going to ask you for mission orders, either. And no, this was a stupid (yet entetaining) prank that could have been done by anyone. Get out of here with your weird suggestion that “testosterone” made them do it. No, just a moment of immaturity (and poor impulse control), which all people…

You strike me as the kind of person who has to comment every time there’s an article about eSports, about how “stupid” it is. Just because you don’t get it, doesn’t make it any less entertaining or skillful.

I really need to make up an “atheist bingo card” for every time I hear someone call religious texts fairytales. It’s usually exactly this condescending, too.

I like the way you think. It’s time to reinstitute karmic sentencing for people like this.

You’re thinking like a good person. Don’t, if you ever want to understand the burden victims face. If she has acted “promiscuous” in any way in the public eye, the defense attorney immediately goes for the “She was asking for it” defense. Or that it’s a ploy for money from a once-consensual act, etc. Common defense…

Men don’t. Like. That is literally not a thing men do. We have our own way of keeping clean. >.>

I hate to break it to you, men don’t. At least no man I’ve ever seen, otherwise urinals would have toilet paper attached to the urinal dividers. I’m guessing you’re not a man.

Just how the hell do you people go to the bathroom that reaching for the backroll is like qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Gymnastics? Never had any issues with this. Ever.

They’re both important in different ways, and this is coming from an EMT. Yes, you may not be physically saving someone’s life, but what you do can still matter. I mean, hell. Some steamers and Youtubers have audiences in the millions. They’re providing entertainment for a wide and varied audience. Could the world…

I thought the chorus and endless number of songs “dissing” her detractors made her appear single-minded and lazy. Like she cries into her pile of money, cranks up Glee and starts writing revenge lyrics. This is exactly the kind of shit you’d see on that show.

For real, that outfit looks like something you’d see out of just about every 90s movie where the “independent, quirky girl” tries to reinvent her image to impress the boy/get back at the boy (depending on which side the coin landed on in the writer’s room). Except it’s an utter fail.

I always thought FFIX was the best, honestly. VI was a close second, but IX had so many powerful moments. VII was...really overrated. Great, and the sidegames aren’t awful, but it reached Michael Bay levels of overdone after DoC. IX was really close in tone to VI. And its OST is so evocative and nostalgic. Sword of…