I’ll guarantee you your parents did plenty of illegal things in the course of taking care of you, from speeding to fraud. At the very least, I can tell you aren’t a parent who has ever been in a bind in regards to your childrens’ happiness, just the same as I can tell from your attitude that you didn’t grow up poor.

It’d be alright, I guess

If you mean the bright costumed people in the pose, that’s from Himitsu Sentai Gorenger, from 1975. It was the first of the Super Sentai series that was eventually adapted for American audiences as Power Rangers in 1992. If you mean the earlier video about the Emperor and his Custodes, that’s from If The Emperor Had A…

If I had to guess, the lack of tension in fights is the point. Very rarely are any major heroes in actual danger. Most heroes in most shows/anime/comics/books are going to survive. You know that ahead of time because that’s the point of the book (and because very few books kill their protagonist off halfway through…

They rank League of Legends as less strategic than Civilization? I love the Civilization series, but it’s a lot more forgiving on strategic blunders than League is.

Can’t forget the DLC. My favorite:

I keep hearing about all these bugs I never ran into on either the PS3 or Xbox 360.

Yes, we must get to the bottom of these aliens. I recommend some sort of investigative “probe” if you will.

I’d hire that spymaster. Say what you will, but he’s so good at his job, he even reported his own plot.

You need to look into the history of a little amendment called the 9th Amendment. See, back in the day, there was a bit of a debate over two groups: Federalists and Antifederalists. Federalists wanted a stronger central government, and Antifederalists didn’t. The Anti types felt, as well, that the Constitution should…

You didn’t seem so worried when it prevented sex offenders from living near elementary schools and decided that the blind can’t drive cars.

There’s been a lot of dispute about that, but remember that golfers and baseball players are also professional athletes in the same vein as football players. Generally, the argument against including cheerleaders is because getting it legally classified as such would require higher safety standards, which would…

Don’t forget Secret World, where magic-wielding heroes are fighting off various monsters, including the Krampus. And, in Payday 2, you can force a gang of bikers to pack drugs into Christmas presents to be sold by Vlad the Crazy Russian.

I actually enjoyed the brighter fantasy world, rather than trying to be all dark colors and gritty realism. Plus, more types of weapons than Skyrim.

Nah, Gat Out of Hell was just an expansion on 4.

Carthage refused to pay me tribute? Send in the clone army!

There are a lot of good expansions that deserve to be on the list, with several classics that have already been posted already. Just allow me to add one more that is a great expansion to an amazing game:

Yeah, it’s good to see the party of fiscal responsibility making such wise use of the time they’re supposed to be working as paid for by our tax dollars.