I know accidents happen too (See JBL and The Blue Meanie), though I’m not sure how often an elbow opens someone up. Even if it was real, standard practice would be to treat it like it’s part of the show anyway and keep going, just like they almost always do. Take the famous Hell in a Cell match between Mankind and…

She needs an adult.

Whenever someone uses the term “fake” to describe Professional Wrestling, I am often reminded of a quote from Philip J. Fry about Ultimate Robot Fighting where he used to think it was real like pro wrestling, only to find out it was fixed, like boxing.

Just make sure he doesn’t bring his knife. He’s certainly had one of the best vice presidencies every, if The Onion is to be believed.

The cutter, aka Ace Crusher, is not the same move as a stunner. They’re very similar, because the stunner was developed from the cutter, but not the same thing.

Probably about the time staying true to being anti-war and pro-healthcare meant effectively voting for Donald “I vow to wipe out ISIS and run America like a business” Trump. Even Bernie wants you to vote for Hillary now.

Well, first you’d have to prove the rigged part, when the most you have is Wikileaks pointing out some minor favoritism in the midst of publishing a conservative identity thief’s wet dream. I liked Bernie too. I’d have preferred him. But that doesn’t mean I’d prefer Trump instead, and from a pragmatic view, that’s…

“He always brags to people about how he doesn’t do polling or testing when he chooses his on-air talent. He told me that if he was thinking of hiring a woman, he’d ask himself if he would fuck her, and if he would, then he’d hire her to be on-camera,” the employee said. “He then said if it was a man he’d think about…

Of course Hannity thinks the allegations are absurd. After all, Ailes never tried to sexually harass him, and clearly Hannity must be the prettiest person at Fox.

“Wait for the facts! It’s important we have a trial.”

Not nearly as scary as that time I took a date out and some guy with a hook for a hand escaped from the nearby insane asylum.

Perfect disguise for Hillary’s private email account would be something like “PrincessTrumpFan69" or something.

Here’s a story of one such recanted rape accusation, though the page could be formatted a little better. https://www.propublica.org/article/false-…

Yeah, the entire point of using “bitch” as an insult is gender being part of it. Just calling someone a dog doesn’t have nearly the connotations as calling someone a female dog.

It’s not just the judges making things worse. I’ve seen someone mocked by police right after they told him they wouldn’t do anything to the guy who pulled a knife on him. So apparently it’s ok to threaten people with knives in Florida.

To be fair, almost everybody has crappy network security. The difference is, random Joe Blow off the street doesn’t wear a bullseye as much as a public figure would. I bring that up more to point out everyone’s up shit creek.

It’s about fear, as Ben Franklin brought up. Anyone who would give up essential liberty for a little security deserves neither. And here they are, people who give up the most basic of liberties, so much so that it is listed before any others. “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” You want to live? Too bad,…

I personally don’t classify guns as tools. A tool has a legitimate use outside of killing. You could kill someone with a hammer or a screwdriver, but they were created for building and perform that job much better than they do the job of weapon. You can alter them to be weapons, but then they can no longer be used for…

Are you sure it’s your stomach? Maybe you’re feeling it in the Dead Zone?

The nuts don’t fall far from the tree.