I always think it's dumb when people's reason for disliking it is "it's fake," as if LOTR and Star Wars are documentaries. As crappy as Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are, no one's lone criticism of them boils down to "they're fake." I think a lot of people are avoiding watching some very entertaining stuff all…

I’d say mostly Diablo because it’s actually got a good horror atmosphere that can freak you out, and it gives you more of a survivalist feel since any character could potentially make use of anything they find if they have the right points up. Plus, the book came with some very entertaining lore.

Keeper, your dungeon is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down.

What’s it like in comparison to Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines?

Yeah. Compared to the first game, the second was much scarier. Aquatoids actually looked like something that could scare you, being underwater always made things darker, the aquatic terror weapons looked a lot more bizarre in general, lobster men could eat mutons for breakfast, and the tentaculat:

It was this or the Star Wars Battlefront 2 one, but I realized I remember this one much more often.

It's definitely confusing to want to recognize that the guy was damn good at wrestling, but then went on to kill his family like that. I can recognize that physicians have figured out that there are some major problems with people who have concussions. Their brains deteriorate and they get more prone to violence. I…

Captain America vs. Master Chief was a lot better fight.

He's celibate because he doesn't give a fuck.

Mostly at night. Mostly.

Bah! No mere pistol can stand up to my technique! I use a loaded banana.

I know how we can help him work out. In the immortal words of Dusty Rhodes: "He's got a bicycle!"

There's probably only one wrestler who would actually benefit from updated gaming hardware, and that's Player Uno: