Only if you pre-ordered an HTC Vive. Because HTC sounds an awful lot like HL3.

I honestly wasn’t sure where I was on this issue, but you have helped me form an educated opinion: You are an asshole.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a great idea!

To be fair, Alec Guinness did get an Oscar nomination for Star Wars. He didn’t win, but still.

I was with you until you revealed your true allegiance. For the Horde!

A year ago, this may have been sad news for me. I don’t pirate games anymore but until recently, I had amassed quite a collection of warez, most of which I never even played. I think it was more just the fun of getting it and having it. It felt nice to see all of those games in my vast library of pirated booty, but it…

I’m not overweight, but I am concerned with the amount of sugar in my diet, particularly from sodas. I decided to switch to diet sodas, but I don’t care much for artificial sweetener either, and those have health consequences of their own. Then I got a water carbonating system (from an Israeli company with…

And the Hyperloop turned out to be the worst folly the people of Springfield ever had. Except for the 50-foot magnifying glass. Or the popsicle-stick skyscraper. Or that escalator to nowhere.