That’s about the gist of it.

This kinda just makes me sad that in the states, this would probably just result in the server getting slapped with an assault charge and fired. But I’ll look at the bright side and just give this a “Fuck yeah!”

I found this profoundly disturbing. But then again, one of Northern California’s seafood delicacies is the Dungeness Crab. Which are basically colossal underwater garbage lice. The San Francisco Bay is probably way less polluted than the East River, but crab are bottom feeders. Doesn’t stop me from digging in.

When I lived in Ireland for a few months in 2000, one of the people I shared a flat with thought it was particularly telling that apparently Ireland had the highest per capita sales of Eminem records next to the USA. Going up against a fact like that, it actually does seem especially remarkable that it passed. Good…

I’m pretty sure my wife would be fine with me taking on for the team in the name of feminism just to prove she’s plenty hot enough for a 41 year old.

I’m sorry, but how does Jim Jarmusch maintain that incredible aura of just being so fucking cool for so long?

Don’t bother, Thunderdome is best not thought about. Definitely, the weakest link.

No tears here babe. Me & just about all the other gearhead berzerkers, dogs of war, and scoot jockeys think it’s a great movie. I’m sure the MRA crowd will be happy to feed you their piss though.

Mad Max fanboy here. I’d respond to your ridiculous claim, but it’s clear you’re a troll who’s probably tons of fun at parties <sarcasm>, so I’ll just leave you be.

“In a statement, department officials said that the Challenger driver’s bond and impound fees would also be reimbursed.”

This seems to be the takeaway. The lines drawn between first/business class and steerage, I mean coach, seem pretty ridiculous and arbitrary when you’re cruising through the atmosphere in an aluminum tube. Barging up front to the first class bathroom would probably result in your arrest and an early landing for the…

What do these beltlines have to do with pedestrian safety? I hate driving new rental cars because all of a sudden I’m stuck in a giant steel cage with absolutely awful sightlines in every direction but straight forward. I guess I’m used to the 360 view on a motorcycle. But I can’t help but wonder if I’m a terrible…

I’ve taken some hard ass falls to head doing some stupid shit. She drops out of frame (even in the good video), so you can’t seen the moment of impact. But the sound of her head hitting the floor gives me chills. That is unbelievable and could only be purpose full and malicious. Even if you tripped her with her arms…

Yeah, we have people like this in my customer support job too. We send an email to folks about something that says they can request a refund if desired. They respond 10 minutes after the email’s been sent with words to the effect of: “I demand a refund for this travesty. If I do not receive a refund, I will be forced…

Weird. As far as I'm concerned, Steely Dan = how to lose friends and alienate people. I'm a record collector, a music snob, and a musician. And I can't stand Steely Dan. All the Steely Dan fans I know are smart enough to realize they should never listen to Steely Dan unless they're in like company. Seriously, that's…

Tip jar at a Sonic? I'm surprised management would allow that. Most corporate fast food chains don't allow them, right?

It's always amazing to me how much anti-hipsters know about hipsters. Are there online courses or something where I can gain this knowledge?

"She proceeds to pour her lemonade into the cup, over the coins."

People still use aol.com accounts. Unsurprisingly, they're the same people that call customer support and complain that your company's website (who's homepage has ONE search box) is SO CONFUSING!!! I'M JUST TRYING TO BUY [thing that my company sells]. YOUR WEBSITE MUST BE BROKEN!!! FIX IT!

Suzuki ruined the Katana name with later iterations of the bike. There's a reason bike mechanic would refer to it as the "Can o' Tuna." But the design on those originals is still pretty sweet. They're kinda perfectly dated. They look a bit anachronistic and obviously from a different era, but still kinda classy. The…