Yes, Bruce Campbell was born to play Honest Ash…er Abe. "Hail to the chief, baby!"

In my book, Michael Palin will always be Pontius Pilate. "Stwike him Centuwion, vewy wuffly!"

I guess AV club was told along with public schools that they're not allowed to fail anyone. No Director Left Behind?

A fantasy series I'd like to see made into a TV show (and NOT put on MTV) would be R.A Salvatore's stories of the drow Drizzt, starting with Homeland. I would love to see someone bring the Underdark to life.

It certainly wasn't Ron or she'd be dead, with Hermione saying "It's leviOsa, not leviosA".

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on my way to an ether frolic!

By "crypto-conservative" the reviewer means to make himself sound like an interesting and impressive person…..

But the side effects may make you bloat!

Dennis truly is the crazy one of the group. Everyone always looks at characters like Charlie and deduce them as crazy, but it's the rational-on-the-surface-until-they-open-their-mouths like Dennis that get the crazy bells ringing in my head.

And even covered in poo, Lucille would still like the blouse better on Tobias than Lindsey.

the wayans and adam sandler seem to both subscribe to the philosophy of "what was funny in the 90's will keep working for 20 years no matter how lazy or unfunny it actually is."

Your logic is Unbreakable.

So Shyamalan is using the Tommy Wiseau "It was supposed to be a comedy " excuse? Oh well, this movie is stupid but at least it didn't crap all over good source material aka The Last Airbender.

So, does Paul Dano drink Daniel Radcliffe's milkshake or what?

Why do I feel this should be a John Waters film in need of some drag queens?

The Quentyn monologue was definetly the stale bacon bits on top of the suck salad that was Heroes Reborn. Say what you will about Mohinder but at least he had that sexy British accent that made the constant monologues worth listening to. Quentyn is just…no. I'm sure the actor is a decent guy but his character was…

It was kind of funny when Erica fired the gun at Tommy. His eyes rolled back and it looked like he was saying "Erica, I speak for the world when I say you are the most boring villain ever conceived."

Really? Well something good came out of that movie at least. Now all she wants for Christmas is for her daddy to stop eating her fries….

Surprised to see this wasn't ashens….

Lol Rowan Atkinson as a guardian angel. When I think of his two most iconic characters, Edmund Blackadder and Mr. Bean, I can't picture them as competent guardian angels. Mr. Bean would cock things up in a goofy slapstick way, and Blackadder would be thinking up a "cunning plan" to get out of the job.