psychicmuppet
Psychic Muppet
psychicmuppet

Y’all better not cancel White Claw instead of Keto. One gets you drunk and the other one makes you wish you were drunk so could tolerate your friend going on and on about it.

So I just wanna say that Atlanta is my hometown and fuck Clint Eastwood for using something so horrible and devastating to demonize the media.

One year my mom forgot to put sugar in one of the pumpkin pies. My sisters and I gave a slice of the bad pie to my grandma and normal pie to everyone else. The whole table was raving, as usual, about how great my mom’s pie is. My grandma looked like she had just fallen into the Twilight Zone.

The episode last season that exposed David as a Nazi sympathizer is probably my favorite of the whole series. I was disappointed that after he was so thoroughly condemned, the show went with such a straightforward episode about losing a relative you have mixed feelings about. Did nobody worry about Charles, the heir

Now if only I could find the “Times They Are A’Changing” cover from those University of Phoenix commercials.

This is definitely true. I was a Starbucks barista during grad school and mainly worked with people in their mid to late 20s. Then when I started working at a university with a Starbucks where all of the employees were undergrad students, the service was terrible. My drink was wrong 75% of the time. I once saw a

I’m not really a fan of the mermaid style, but I think the lace is what makes it really unique and elegant. It’s beautiful.

Exactly. He literally said that if he had gone for a walk he would probably never have come back.

They should try making the show better instead.

Well said. One of the only things I liked about Chapter Two was that Richie and Eddie were reacting more or less like real people to the threats they were meeting.

Yeah, Rachel actually says, “Do you think you’re going to get out of this on a technicality?” The issue was that Rachel was hurt by Ross immediately sleeping with someone else and then trying to keep it from her, and Ross’s response was to try to invalidate her feelings by saying she didn’t have any right to be hurt

Did anyone else catch the cops on the radio talking about the fast food Williams gave Tench & Ford and what a great deal it was? “I think he gave em the 2.99 special. You get two fried chicken and a large fry. Can’t beat that deal.”

Amidala was 14, not 18, so it actually makes even less sense that she was elected.

I’ll take everyone’s red Starbursts.

Also, CFA works pretty hard to keep that drive-thru moving at lunch time. Most of the locations I’ve seen lately have people walking down the line of cars, taking orders and payments on iPads, so all of you have to do is pick up your food.

I’m completely lost whenever I watch Tan’s dressing comedians show. Is it supposed to be funny? Why are the clothes always so awful? What’s the point?

It looks like a fingernail.

I’m usually a “no” when I see James Corden but this time it was a full-on “FUCK NO.”

There’s also Delta, CNN, Coca-Cola, Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, UPS and Home Depot.

She was very moving in the War and Peace miniseries from a few years ago, too.