All hail Saint Taylor, patron saint of eternal victimhood.

This is practically a guarantee it will be an amazing but sadly short-lived show :(

I can't wait for the day people pause and realize James Franco was never that talented the way they're realizing that now about Angelina Jolie.

Marry Paul F. Tompkins, fuck Hannibal Buress, kill Tom Cruise.

I wonder if the real Kardashian really was as whiny and dickless as Schwimmer.

Did people really just casually refer to this man as Juice to his face while they were trying to get him off for murder?

If they wanted to be cute about referencing the future fame whores, they could have been more coy about it.

I'm actually really enjoying Travolta in this show. Then again, I was five when this all went down so I have no fucking clue who Robert Shapiro is.

I'm just glad this is out so the ads can finally start tapering off.

Anyone else notice that the "What a great movie!" quotes aren't attributed to anyone?

I hope this makes a hundred million dollars. It looks awesome.

Then she would have just ruined Angel :(

I don't understand how someone could quit their job to go be on a reality show about finding love that almost never results in people actually forming a lasting relationship. Is that what they all do?

Dawn. Fucking. Summers. Even in later episodes, when they tried to make her less annoying, I couldn't stand her. I get that they were trying to have Buffy more tied to her home or something, but Dawn was just an awful idea. She really ruined the last few seasons.

This is the first episode since the premiere that I found really engaging, probably because we stopped hearing Mark Boal's conversations with Bergdhal and second-hand information from the Afghan reporter. We got what much of this season was missing, which was Sarah interviewing people who actually come off as…

I feel like I'm the only one excited for the new season. Maybe because after hating and loving this show for so long, the last season finally caught up to my own experience by shitting all over writers workshops and showing Hannah getting dumped for a perfect beautiful goddess.

What did they do to his face in Star Wars? Seriously. He looks really different.

Coming next fall on Reelz!

No thank you.

So Meg joins the Guilty Remnant, shuns her family, starts smoking, stops talking but keeps waxing her vaginal area?