Jon Snow: Irritating alive AND dead.

I would love it if PBS adapted the original American Girls books. It seems like lately their newer dolls are more based on the fashion of the era and what will appeal to the Barbie crowd, but what was cool and unique about the dolls and their stories was that they opened our eyes to a period of history we might not…

Not Abe Vigoda.

The garbage woman's beliefs are based on bigotry and her "dilemma" would be solved if she just got another job, FFS. That doesn't make her a martyr or a symbol of religious conviction. It makes her a symbol of using power to inflict hate on innocent people. And she's not a conscientious objector because she has an…

Merchant Ivory should offer no apologies for bringing us a movie in which Nick Nolte plays Thomas Jefferson until someone else makes a movie in which Gary Busey plays George Washington.

It was a bunch of hooey about religious conviction and conscientious objection. Ugh. Blow me.

Pope Francis captured my flaming liberal heart, too, until he met with that bigoted garbage woman from Kentucky.

Is it just me or is he a total ass-clown?

Man on Wire was such an awesome film and every bit they release from The Walk just reminds me that there are actors out there that could pull off Phillippe Petit's mischievous, playful personality and charisma, but JGL is just the wrong choice. He looks absolutely nothing like him, has nothing of that impish charm and…

The Silent Wife. Just about a quarter of a way into it. The characters are fascinating and feel real, I never know where the story is going and can never wait to pick it up again.

When I was living in England I missed breakfast the most. Beans and blood sausage can fuck right off.

WTF has happened to Kirsten Dunst?

Colbert's a genius, but I'm also gonna tip my hat to Jimmy Kimmel and the dear, departed (and still alive) Craig Ferguson. They both had an easy-going sense of humor and an obvious desire to just goof around and get a few laughs has always been a refreshing alternative to the staidness of late night shows, or in…

Yeah and people forget about that. Because tits.

David poisons the douchey scientist BECAUSE. The engineers decided to destroy humanity BECAUSE. The cave drawings mean there's alien life that obviously created humanity BECAUSE.

Great. Keep Lindelof away from it and maybe this one will making some fucking sense.

I find Schwarzenegger's gross personal life and conservative views and face much more preferable than any of the corresponding features in Trump. So yeah, I can watch this.

Exactly. And she's throwing out orders to soldiers on Hoth in Empire Strikes Back. She was a bad ass. What did Padme do? Why was anyone even trying to kill her in Attack of the Clones? She's pointless and CLEARLY a cyborg (no, not a droid. A cyborg.)

If anything we're going backwards. Princess Leia was pretty kick-ass (in spite of the slave costume) in the 1970s/1980s, more in the first two films than ROTJ. But Padme starts off pretty strong and then we end up with "Is Anakin all right?" after he's fucking nearly choked her to death and finally (drumroll), "She's…

Orange soda! Discombobulated! That'll be eight bucks! I should have gone outside more as a child.