Al?

You misspelled Bortbert.

Except, where is all the money for the vehicles, suits, devices, Paw Patrollers, and Lookout coming from? Hell, keeping that many dogs in kibble for a year is going to cost some scratch. The people of Adventure Bay have got to be taxed to hell and back to pay for all that stuff. It’s not like Ryder’s footing that…

I’ve always liked to imagine that batshit crazy comes from the fact that hang around over giant piles of their own shit, huffing the ammonia fumes. If that won’t make you crazy, I don’t know what will.

I bring food through security almost every time I fly. As long as my water bottle is empty and I’m not trying for Jello, no one says a damn thing about it.

Meh. Or you could just buy some Ezekiel bread from the freezer section of your local grocery store. I’m partial to the Genesis 1:29 with Ethiopian Teff and Sesame Seeds. http://www.foodforlife.com/about_us/genes…

Irritable dad with a law degree here. I have never felt so demographically targeted.

Why? So they could be complete shit?

Ok, but who gets to eat the old coach?