I'm only 37, so I didn't see Brooks play, but I have to say that Machado is absolutely amazing. He makes every single play look easy. And of course holyjeebusshingles, he's got a howitzer for an arm.

They gave him the platinum glove last year (best of all the gold glovers). There's really no doubt about it, this kid is off the charts.

See, you're confusing "Virginia" with "Northern Virginia." It's an easy mistake to make if you've never lived here.

Well, yeah, but the real question is, why isn't anyone talking about the products' role in those offenses?

"I really can't be any more clear here. You should have listened to me the first time I said it! Now I'm getting annoyed! Why do you always make me so angry?!?!?! See what you just made me do?!?!"

I just kept waiting for him to say "listen to your man the first time. Don't make him say it again."

Correct. Tebow wouldn't be caught dead in an elevator alone with a woman.

....and not fall down stairs.

"there's a potential conflict of interest..."

You're all wrong. P90X is THE way to get in shape, lose weight, look good, feel great, and get better at quadratic equations. But don't get me wrong- I'm not evangelizing the franchise. I mean, P90X2, was like, the sequel that never should have been made. It was the Temple of Doom of the franchise. The Bourne…

Truly awesome, but teams don't need 5 starters in the post season. the Dodgers don't need more pitching. Dumping prospects for a 3 month rental would be a huge boner.

So THAT's what Scott Baio's doing these days!

Re: Mexican Pizza- I was in Minneapolis yesterday, and stopped by a place called Mesa Pizza. It's the kind of joint that sells pizza by the slice; caters to high school kids and people who like to accessorize themselves. Anyway, they had this thing there- like, nacho's pizza, or something. It was like a seven layer…

;......(j) The pitcher, after coming to a legal pitching position, removes one hand from the ball other than in an actual pitch, or in throwing to a base"

Dairy cows and beef cows are two totally different kinds of cows, thus decreasing one's chances of an encounter even further. No bull.

Alan, you seem to be confusing the terms "mash" and "fermentation", which are two entirely separate processes.

When I travel abroad, I store a couple of c-notes, my driver's license, and a spare credit card under my insoles. Boom. Oh, and I have always kept my wallet in my front pocket. I don't understand how folks can keep it in their back pockets all the time, sittin' on it and what not.

Forward K = strike out swinging. Backward K = strike out looking.

This is pretty dumb. It seems to imply you wouldn't be living off of any interest/dividends from your investments, and that you'd still be making mortgage payments. And how in the world can anyone save $1.8mm on a $100k a year? I've been saving/investing pretty aggressively since I got my first job at 22, and have…