Look, fear of God or not, there’s just no way I’m sticking my hand under my nuts while sitting on a toilet that I just unloaded unholy hell into to wipe my brown eye. That’s why I’m a squatter. When you squat, it naturally spreads your rear pillows to allow full wipeage, while not getting my hand dangerously close to…

Exactly, that and sitting down, you run the risk of your hand touching the underside of the toilet seat, which is a fucking nightmare in public bathrooms.

DREW WE NEEDED YOU THERE WAS SUCH A LACK OF GOOD POOP STORIES.

Came here to say same thing. His defense by saying “Finishing a check” is nonsense. It is a hit on a defenseless player, when puck is long gone. Could fall under “roughing” also. I’m done with Wilson. He is total garbage.

That hit was so far behind the play that the referees didn’t see it. They needed help from a linesman to make that call.

Garcinia Cambogia contains hydroxycitrate (HCA) which dissolves calcium oxalate, the main component in kidney stones. It also inhibits the growth of calcium oxalate crystals so it does indeed work at both eliminating existing stones and preventing new ones.

I will absolutely check that out! I appreciate the advice greatly.

Ditto for me. Dozens of stones over 15+ years. Three procedures to go up and get ‘em.

PFT fake anonymity is his schtick, her obsession with Barstool is her schtick.

the things portnoy said were crude but she writes incessantly about how bad barstool is. she attacks them they attack back you cant have your cake and eat it too. look at the barstool tag on this article you will see a bunch of articles she wrote attacking barstool. a lot of them for good reason but cmon how do you…

Barstool is everything Deadspin is not: bro-y, politically incorrect, commercially successful...

Haters gonna hate.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

I will be In Italy in two weeks. Meet me at the start of the Stelvio. You’ll see who is daddy.

Got it backwards.

The conversation with your son should have went something like this.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

no offense to these substitutes, but i hate them all so far.

I starred the comment, saw that I took it up to 70, and unstarred for that reason.