I think the best part is how his buddies just stand there looking at his motionless body as floats in the water.

Turn off Jalopnik for the rest of the day...there won’t be a better comment than this.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Yeah, especially at the end of the day Mayweather will do whatever Mayweather wants to do to McGregor and nobody will remember the supposed knockdown of that Paulie dude or whatever.

Dude literally signed up to be a part of the circus, and then is like wtf mates I didn’t sign up to be part of the circus.

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

You really need to stop calling Home Runs ‘Dongs’. What’s wrong with ‘Dinger’? I clicked expecting a really different article......

You “could” I suppose...

+1 Chandra Levy

I know this from personal experience.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Isn’t there like a method for solving those silly cubes? Doing it very fast is basically just a dexterity check if you know how to solve it.

Players get an opportunity to look over the puzzle and set out a plan

I can assure you that NOWHERE in WV is ‘suburban’ Pittsburgh... The only people that think that are from West Virginia...

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I’m just happy that Stewart didn’t run in and vulture the pin.

Because there’s no money for the ex-wife in a criminal case.

He looks real good in that short clip. I’m impressed.

That’s a pair of pants; not a jockstrap.

Lax Bro TOO Lax, Bro