It’s ass eating szn!

Junior to the general manager. Oh wait, that doesn’t work in this instance.

The conversation with your son should have went something like this.

This play is way more phenomenal than Almora made it look. He doesn’t break eye contact with the ball and still somehow timed his jump and kickoff perfectly. Absolutely amazing catch.

I thought the OJ take was a good one. So many moving parts to that one that could have saved us all from Kardashian hell!

Sounds like it could have been a character in Lord of the Rings, or the underrated film Willow.

Only fitting that I read this comment as it sits at 69 likes.

I think it’s the angle. Looks like his right hand is in front of the mitt, not pushing it. The push I believe is the catcher’s reaction to tagging that sly left hand.

The throw looks way more athletic than the golf swing. Both, however, are horrifying.

I think next season will be telling, yes. If he has another mediocre season and the Pens get bounced from the playoffs, it will say a lot about him as a full-time starter. This year, they we’re 5th in the conference and 10th overall in the league during the regular season. Not bad, but not Stanley Cup caliber. I still…

“I’m actually happy the Caps finally got past my Penguins.”

The failure to answer the citizenship sex debate is kind of funny. On one hand, Deadspin hates Barstool with a passion. On the other, this non-Drew guy more or less told the dude to head over to Barstool if he wants answers to questions like that.

With the exception of his father dying (which he only missed 6 games), I think it’s a perfect season to use for gauging Murray. Those injuries are things that happen to goalies and seeing him play a full season shows us if he’s an injury prone goalie or someone who can handle the workload without getting hurt. I for…

Agree. I think it was an easy decision. And honestly, I’m happy to see Fleury flourishing elsewhere. If the Pens can’t win it, I truly hope he leads Vegas to victory and gets some much deserved credit for an amazing (thus far) postseason. Always a class act. I will happily wear my Fleury jersey for years to come at…

Precisely. I almost forgot that Fleury was having a phenomenal year in 15/16 before getting concussed before the playoffs. Murray stepped in and was phenomenal, but to me, this is the first year Pens fans actually got a look at the real Matt Murray. He was the lone starter this year and did not have anyone to handle…

This line is misleading, as if Fleury sucked in the playoffs last year.

Well, even if he wanted to defy coaches, it’s gonna be a while before he gets another chance.

I’d tell you they’re fans who definitely don’t live in Pittsburgh, because every Pens fan here knows how much Pierre would slob on all their knobs if ever given the chance.

I thought the Caps looked phenomenal against us last year as well. It’s always a great series when you have Crosby vs. Ovi in the playoffs. If the Pens take Game 5, Ovi will be a wreck. Sid and company always seem to get that extra kick when the Caps are in a hole, putting them out of their misery and moving on.

I agree with a few of your points, the first being no HBK has clearly been hurting us in Round 2. I too am concerned about the lack of performance from our additional lines.Second, Kessel definitely isn’t playing 100 percent. If he clicks the next couple of games though, that would be a huge boost for the team. Murray…