How does one merge two kinja accounts that, y’know, actually works?

I'm thinking it's that guy who believes he can deliver high fives THROUGH FUCKING EMAIL AHH YOU TRIED TO DISTRACT ME FROM WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON

The less said about The Net, the better

I do remember wanting to see this when it came out (I was 9 at the time) but didn't get to see it until it came out on video.