Or you could just check to see if the TP is empty before you sit down.

You’re also not limited to just one access point. If your router is at one end of the house, and you need better WiFi at the other end, you can add an “Access Point”, (Make sure it is not a second “router”.) which will either be connected by wire, or in mesh mode.

Welcome to having an old house. I have the same in an apartment in Manhattan, combined with extremely crowded spectrum utilization because all the other apartments are the same. The solution: wired Ethernet everywhere. I ran Cat 5E everywhere and have plugged in multiple high priority devices and it has made a world…

Put some butter on it.

When I got my first four digit medical bill.  I was completely sheltered before that moment thinking “I have medical insurance, I should be set”.    NOPE, welcome to America.  That was a slap to the face type of realization.

Surprisingly it wasn’t when we closed and signed the paperwork on our first house, it was a couple of days later when I was standing in line to pay for a lawnmower

I agree with the recommendation of having a paper atlas in the vehicle.

Pale-skinned ginger here who recoils from the sun like a Scottish vampire; can confirm.  

We intentionally redesigned our kitchen so the range was on an exterior wall and could be directly vented to the outside.  

The best way to reduce the indoor pollution from gas ranges is to get serious about ventilation. Strangely, even though gas dryers and furnaces are required to vent to outdoors, gas stoves are often not.

These people all want to kill me. 

I would ride a bike or a train but my city doesn’t really support either as viable options. I am always amazed when I go to Chicago and see people riding the L and taking bikes everywhere.

Certainly toned myself down over the years. But the thing that really did it was the realization that *everybody* has a dash cam now.

I’ve signed up to donate my body to the training of coroners and criminologists. They may put me underwater for a while, or leave me out in a field in the sun to be chewed on by small critters - basically treat me like a murder victim so that pathologists can learn more about decomposition rates. My partner only has…

Appropriate response. 

Ah yes, the opposite of “waste not”. Why keep a perfectly good thing and just freshen it up when you can chuck it in a fucking landfill for no reason?

I’m getting to the age where I feel like my body is starting to compost before I’m even dead!

My work gave us a free year of Sam’s Club. After that year I realized I don’t need to bulk buy much more than paper goods and a few other things. Now I just wait for my local grocery stores to put those bulk items on sale. I did enjoy walking around and got a kick out of huge boxes of Goldfish and giant cans of beans. 

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you can’t have CHAdeMO without a CHAD, and nobody likes Chad’s.