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I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

When Ian Polter comes off looking more professional, you’ve got to reassess some things. 

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Nah, I’ll back you on it. I figured this team was toast at Memorial Day, and now they’re a beast. The only major change they made during that time was bringing him in. Sometimes a guy lik ethat changes more than the stat lines, he changes a culture- I’ll back your hot take completely.

The secret to all of this is Gerardo Parra. Team was 15-33 when they added him back in May and have gone 35-21 since. Dude is an absolute delight and seems like the best teammate ever. Never thought I would love dugout dance celebrations as much as I do with Parra leading them.

I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

They can go sign Trevor Rosenthal for peanuts now as he was cut recently by the Nationals.

They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed.

Some of us are drunk.

You shall not - eh, go ahead.

As a pessimistic Wizards fan

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

  • BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

as a scientist Bauer should be familiar with Kepler’s first law of baseball motion which states that a weak-ass pitch down in the zone swiftly becomes a parabola