Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Ummm Ms Parrish, he let that happen the same way he disrespected his first wife with you. Ma’am the same way you got him is gonna be the same way you lose him. I feel the same amount of sympathy for you that you felt for his first wife when you was other other women. Gurl bye! Also the same way he made money on his…

I just want to ask those people: is it really that important to maintain white hegemony, white supremacy, in spite of yourselves?

The people in all those lynching photos had regular lives before and after. It’s the banality of evil in the beginning that allows for mass atrocities later.

It feels stupid when realizing that this majority isn’t just the frothing seas of MAGA, but also the white people who seem to be otherwise…decent. A morning shift barista at your favorite neighborhood coffee shop. A co-worker you share silly memes and quiche recipes with. A small forward on your rec league basketball…

You’re obfuscating, but that’s okay. I understand you want to minimize the reality that thousands of white nationalists are getting trained in the deadly arts. I get it, it’s important to you to continue to have people unaware. But the problem is that I’m of course speaking of those who are most clearly training in…

Not only that but they’re also cowardly f*cking racists who don’t have the conviction of the opinions they claim. So they want to express their racism, but then want enough wiggle room, to not to be called out on their bullshit. Racists never want to be called what they are. The all want a Racism DayPass!

There’s this stupid game racists like to play that’s the intellectual equivalent of “I’m not touching you”. It’s basically saying and doing shit that’s clearly, undeniably racist, but because they didn’t explicitly drop the N-bomb or say “I hate black people” that they can somehow defend their behavior in some…

It’s Schottenheimer. The man that literally invented soul crushing ways to lose and passed them on to his... wait for it defensive coordinator while in Kansas City Bill Cowher. One Super Bowl in 13 seasons, isn’t that what Cowher did? I mean I could list the inexplicable losses on the Cowher ledger: 1994 AFC…

I would like to emphasize the FOR EVERYONE part of this statement. Federal workers and the military are far from everyone in this country, and the Republican plan to “let” people pay themselves from their retirement plan is a steaming pile of garbage.

“Dear Salty -

Correction! The war on drugs did work as intended: Putting lots of black people into the prison industrial complex.

Is Melania a hero because she was perfectly fine with real estate fraud and money laundering but Trump’s treason might be making her feel a little bit uncomfortable?

Post industrial angst and property values the equivalent of a bottle of ketchup? 

My people tried to get me to do The Oprah Winfrey show years ago and her people wanted me to write down 5 reasons why I loved her and her show… I said f—- that and her. End of story.

Ooh wee... someone set the ball on the tee.

But that’s exactly the point. Everything that happened leading up to the helmet swinging was pretty normal for a heated game. Player grab each other and push and shove and grab each other’s facemasks all the time. These things are usually penalized on the field and moved on from. When a player decides to wield a…

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…