Next year's cover is going to be a woman in stirrups with a speculum in. Just right up in it. If we're having this vagina conversation anyway, we might as well see an actual vagina, damnit.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

the Food Babe Presents:

Old proverb say: If it flies, floats or fucks—rent it.

DISALLOWED DUE TO CHEESE HATE. I would flag this comment for hate speech if I didn't enjoy your user name!

coincidence this group of lacto-tolerant people have dominated the world politically and economically? OR, has imbibing the milk of the ovine imbued them with the strength of the bull and the thriftiness of the sow?

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

I don't know...I'm not that well educated about dolphins, but I think I actually agree with this being a case of there is very little chance (though still a chance) that one could actually rape a dolphin.

Oh so it's fine for Helena Bonham Carter to get naked with a fish, but not for this guy to bone a dolphin? I see how it is!

Wait, so this woman who hates men so much she aborted a male fetus in her got her buddy Robert to make her a webpage? All men are horrible except for the one guy who is doing all communication about the page I put up to say how men are horrible.

I believe it's the choice to make their man either a turkey OR a ham sandwich.

Shhh...no one tell them about the actual living babies killed by their families for the inconvenience they caused by being born female.

You're not familiar with the people actually in Congress, are you?

Just replace "Stewart" with "Franken" throughout your comment. Then think about it. Then look at the list of sitting U.S. Senators. Then throw whatever device you are using to post here and in a lake.

Fine the anti-vaxxers into the ground for non-compliance. Make it sliding scale, so it hurts everyone's wallets, not just the less well off ones. When they refuse to pay, and they will, jail them and vaccinate the kids during that time... Preferably right in front of the stupid anti-vaxxer.