I've been to Luxembourg and still couldn't find it on a map!

My all-time favorite dumb customer story

The actual prolapse doesn't just happen and actresses have to train to get the bud to occur when they want. To be able to rosebud effectively, actresses need to have prolonged sessions with multiple massive objects so that their rectal walls become loose and easy to push right out. Training might also include sleeping…

It appears to be a regular Speedo (note the picture with two straps across his bum), that he is wearing in a way not unlike what would happen were one to stumble into one's bathing suit all-fucked-up like and get one leg through multiple openings, and then clench one's butt, and realize, hey, this things stays up, and…

The gerbill would pop out of his ass.

Ah yes. Because clearly a state within a country is just the same as a whole country, and USA and the whole continent of Africa are also totes the same thing.

The whole thing gets sucked inside like a tape measure snapping back into its case.

I think it's like a circle, like LITERALLY half a speedo.

If we've reached the point where a penis half-sling is considered acceptable swimwear, can't we just allow people to be nude? I'd much rather see the occasional, unsolicted, beach dick than that horrorshow.

No regrets if I don't play it. I loved this franchise for years and bought a Wii on launch day so I wouldn't have to wait an extra month to play TP. While I loved it and still do, by the time Skyward Sword came out Zelda had been surpassed by other franchises - in my opinion. You don't have to share it - in every way…

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

homophobic and bigot are descriptive words. From the Greek I think. So no, not insults. Maybe go find a dictionary? It will also help you understand that anti-homosexuality IS anti-gay, that's exactly what anti-homosexual means. Unless you're using gay in the old sense of happy. No actually wait, if you are against…

"One Million Moms" is a fiction created by the American Family Association, a group led entirely by men and has been labelled a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. They are both repugnant and irrelevant.

/r/conspiracy also thinks that Sandy Hook was fake, and are harassing the town's residents. /r/conspiracy can go fuck themselves.

I am SURE your objection to this is in good faith, Michelle-Malkin-who-literally-wrote-a-book-about-how-putting-Japanese-people-in-concentration-camps-was-the-right-thing-to-do.

Also I don't think this qualifies as illiterate, just because they don't have to try doesn't make them illiterate. And dear lord you are a bigot!

I'd say, in addition to that, we may have found the most useless blog writer ever as well.

"This Musk guy, he wants all the profits for himself," says Tom Dougherty, a 25-year veteran of the business who now works in sales at the BMW dealership in upscale Princeton, New Jersey. "They wanted to go direct, which means no sales force. That's cutting out a lot of people. No way that's gonna fly."