But this actually IS very interesting.

Let them fire you so you can get unemployment.

at this point I think it’s just the soundtrack to Wayne’s World

Shouldn’t the headline read ‘Sexual Assault by Founder’? When I first read it, I thought it meant they’d somehow closed down because the founder had been sexually assaulted by someone.

It was taken straight from the linked AP article.

The State Department needs a 4chan division.

I suspect you’re an idiotic troll who doesn’t care, but on the off chance that you’re just too young and lazy to learn anything about history, I might remind you that there was a little thing under Reagan called the “Iran-Contra affair” that was literally the United States illegally negotiating with terrorists.