Some people are so obsessed with “my guy” being “right” all the time, they’ll swallow anything. There’s a certain portion of the Democratic and Republican parties who would still support their candidate if they watched him rape a baby’s corpse live on stage in 4K.

Spoier alert. Most of the time our presidents are/were saying the exact same thing already. The differences are largely on the edges of the page.

In fact, the candidates for the next presidency look even shitter than the last two (think includes both parties).

“Much loathed”? In certain circles. Most polls have Bush with higher favorable ratings than our present “events have overtaken my ideology” Commander in Chief.

Ironically Hillarys robot looks warmer than the real person.

“Another familiar face that shows up in the research is Tom Hanks.”