I absolutely hated this. Making light of a horrific injury and then wishing her further injury? Please practice some couth with your posts.

My mind immediately went to weaponizing this as a terrible prank on a stranger. I am appalled and will properly chastise myself.

This is all fine and good, but going to a decent steakhouse and watching someone make a table side Caesar is the ASMR experience of a lifetime.

Cannot agree with you more. My wife and I have become so divided on this that we have to make our own batches of hummus. We run into similar situations when we make guacamole; I’m a traditionalist (lime and sea salt ONLY) while she lets her terrible euro-trash roots sully it with herbs and spices.

His nickname “Boney Tony” takes on a whole new, wonderful meaning now.

“Argo fuck yourself!”

6/10 troll.