this is an absolutely valid theory. I think the answer would depend on how popular Mario is outside of Japan and the West.  I don’t know what the answer would be in, say, India or China.

They should adapt that dreamcast game Semen.

whew, now we all know you knew this obscure trivia, free of context

ok

Anyone calling this DLC needs to play Majora’s Mask for goddam homework and turn in a paper why they were wrong tomorrow.

“...2013 GOTY Pentiment...”

Mr. Reboot

Please show up in Fortnite.  Please show up in Fortnite...

Yeah same. Honestly one of my favorite things in Resident Evil games is doing a second playthrough where I can just fuck up everything in my way. REmake 3 had some nice options to do that though it’s kinda annoying that there’s no easy way to do that in REmake 2. Even with the REmake 4 stuff probably being out of…

“Call of Duty gamers are passionate, knowledgeable, and sophisticated.”

Are you threatening us?

Or a bit lower and to the left.  At least get a honorary mention Darwin Award out of it if you’re not in the mood for murder.

This is why I showed up

Look, not to dismiss any of the criticism because honestly from what I’ve read I’ll probably agree with a lot of it, but my expectations are set firmly in the “this looks like a goofy kids movie” territory so as long as my kid enjoys it and I have a perfectly decent 90 minutes watching it with him I think that’s just…

Gamers aren't oppressed, but they *should* be.

The director seemed to feel that these concerns were natural, but overstated.

Everyone is entitled to opinions, even bad ones.

Paleontology, 100 years ago: “The Tyrannosaurus Rex was 12 feet tall, 40 feet long, with rows of razor sharp teeth that could eat a man in one bite!”

i’m trying to figure out what i was frustrated about and why i need to think of friends as the mcu.

Just imagine if the original comment was two sentences.