Geez, if they think it’s an unplayable mess now, wait until they can actually play it!

Notes lying around imply it might’ve been repurposed for Separate Ways.

Third person narrative has been around for fucking millennia and remains a perfectly FANTASTIC model for entertainment. Your need for novelty can suck eggs, buddy.

A certain large mutant boss you fight on the island.

My favorite part of that scene was the Dragon's Breath shotgun, which was basically one of those Metal Slug power ups come to life with enemies getting poofed into fire. Man alive, that was cool.

Just go play your Soulja Game console wearing your Soulja Watch and leave the guy alone.

I just need you to know that you’re a bad person.

Sunk cost fallacy in action.

You realize that was 19 years ago. Things change.

Yes.

Actually in order for the TMP to become available one only has to dump their inventory before they interact with the wooden gate that leads into the village center. 

Oh snap!  It has to be Call of Duty characters to help Microsoft with the AB acquisition.  

I'm actually having a legitimate laugh at this comment section. It's so patently absurd, it's almost a parody.

Alan Rickman while being a great actor was a terrible choice for Snape

They needed British Steve Buscemi

Even then people would probably still want to fuck Snape but come on there’s only so much you can do

Holy... That would have been phenomenal.  The nemesis system has been egregio0usly lacking for quite some time.  Maybe they’ll let CDPR incorporate it into an upcoming Witcher game...

Another success for one of the world’s greatest storytellers

Yes, other humans are intolerable. Time to exterminate them all.

The disrespect that Metroid Prime Pinball gets around here is so insulting.

Get in line, slut.