Oh man, I’m glad they released the Ford Explorer builds outside the T. rex breakout set. Totally getting this one.

it would probably work better as a Pikmin-like where you send the mom finish off criminals?

harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Auror

that’s absolutely true, but by the end of the series, the Ministry of Magic ends up exactly the same, just with a good guy (was it Kingsley Shacklebolt?) instead of an incompetent guy at the helm. Aurors still exist, slave elves still exist, segregated goblins and centaurs still exist. Hell, the Hogwarts house founded…

because they are cops.

just like Harry Potter!

google “Snapewives”. Easily one of the worst rabbit holes you will ever see.

well, tell that to JK, she’s the one saying that slaves love being slaves, so it’s okay if you keep them that way.

what do you think aurors are, dude?

as preached by Jowling? Sure. According to her (and her books), there are not bad systems or institutions, just bad individuals. So just put a good individual in charge of the institution and bam! Everything is good forever. That’s why Harry Potter ends up a (good?) cop.

I hope Harry Potter spent the rest of his days pondering just how much Snape wanted to fuck his mom to do what he did in the books.

well, considering that the HP books are the kind of trashy liberal fantasy where maintaining the status quo is the absolute goal (up to making the main protagonist a literal cop), this is just brand consistency.

imagine sending your data to the shadow realm like that, oof.

No.

saw the video and YIKES. It’s one step removed from Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Zero Mission, definitely. Samus Returns is a very good game, I just wish they had leaned on the horror of the original game a little more (you are sort of committing genocide after all).

oh, I know, I know! Hunters.

why would that make the life of people at Valve harder? Is not like they are working on Half-Life 3 right now, right?

do you really think that the company selling cringe PVC garbage cares an ounce for the environment? Like, for real?

Dammit, where were you when Funko needed you the most!?