Honestly I’m still a little misty eyed over Blair’s bravery in confessing. That she felt comfortable enough to admit such an awful thing speaks so much to the heart and community this season has. I can actually root for everyone without feeling conflicted.

Mmm, first you have to appear as a houseguest on Big Brother. Then, you get the soap cameo. THERE ARE SYSTEMS IN PLACE.

from his wikipedia

heh

If he’s so fucking rich why didn’t he abort the rest of his brood? They all look like character studies for a reboot of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Avenatti wears a suit real nice, just saying.

Or maybe

If he says it’s Trump’s abortion out loud, he makes himself and Stormy open to the kind of liable that he is currently raining down on Trump.

But, per my steely-eyed paramour, that is incorrect.

Unlike Gawker editors, Avenatti knows how to play the court game.

I’d totally watch that play.

Butler: Ma’am? We chipped in to buy that gift you requested.

Especially all the fear she must have of losing Barron, because you know there is a pre-nup where she loses custody of Barron if she leaves trump for any reason.

According to Buzzfeed, trump forgot to get her a birthday present, claiming to be too busy. I keep hoping that either Obama or Macron got her something and that it was personal and beautiful, just to watch trump loose his shit and make her question her life’s choices.

That could be a still from a religious movie about a tortured soul.

My birthday wish for her: I hope she’s sitting by herself in a room somewhere realizing that the gobs of money she got were not remotely worth the trade off. Selling your soul always seems like a good idea at first...

Said man who would stick his dick into anything.

It’s almost like wearing a condom, using birth control, and knowing about your body and your partner’s body all promote “risk reduction.”