Yeah, his face was “I’m doing this because I must, but I am also going to look far more dignified.”

I think Melania wore that giant hat so that she could lower her head and glower at Trump from under the brim without being caught by the cameras.

And he’s slimier than a slime hag.

Omigosh, I can’t believe someone hadn’t already posted this. What a delicious moment. She despises him. You know he isn’t getting laid anymore, especially with Hope Hicks gone (yeah, you heard me), so hoping he’ll really slip up and make a stupid, public mistake. And maybe that also explains why he was so touchy-feely…

Macron’s doing a great job faking it. He’s got 45's number when it comes to flattery. Can you imagine how he and Brigitte diss him when they’re alone? Oh, to be a mouche on the mur!

All I am going to say is Macron, tread lightly, bro. I like you, despite the weird I married my teacher thing. (I get that this might be ok for France.) But seriously, don’t start being besties with Trump now. Hold your ground.

Overheard at the Whitehouse on Friday night: “No Donny, you don’t have to go to the funeral; it’s adults only. You go play golf with all of your friends.”

So she can wear clothes...big deal. She’s still the vapid soulless “spouse” of the single biggest shit-burgh on the planet.

JACKASS Donnie RE: VA nom Doc Ronny:

• I would like to request a correction because the president, actually, has no friends. [NBC News]

France + US = unbreakable? Did JACKASS Donnie insult them right & left for the Paris Climate Accord? Didn’t JACKASS Donnie diss on Paris & Nice after terror attacks? Wasn’t JACKASS Donnie pretty damn critical of Hollande and the France/Germany ‘ship? Jeesuz Fuck this JACKASS.

OK, everyone (including the Code 45* team) knows that 45* is a filthy man. A lecherous man, whose mind is rarely far away from thoughts of sex - with little regard for where he is or who he’s with. Most of us remember him deciding that the nicest thing he could say about Madame Macron was that she was “beautiful” and…

Kind of a nitpick, but I mean, this is the internet: Infinity War isn’t the penultimate film of Phase 3. There’s still Ant Man & the Wasp and Avengers 4. Infinity War is the antepenultimate.

You don’t have to drink in a movie theater. Just sayin.

Not so! Now we know we can go to the restroom when the credits start, and come back before the stinger!